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Hi! Welcome to my world of insanity! I truly love all the friends Ive met on here. I appreciate GOOD chat & GOOD people. I have a sick/twisted/perverted sense of humor. So, with that said&if I offend you, ask me if I care!(You’re probably too shallow for me to insult anyhow....LOL) Lets see&my hobbies.hmmmmmm&
Taste testing at the liquor store
Sightseeing at Federal prisons
Collecting guns AND using them
Stealing road signs
Strip poker
Making GOOD use of stolen crime scene tape
Mutual bitch fests
Gazing at ALL those SEXY stars&..and pondering things. Such as, Why in hell are there warning labels on sleeping pills that warn youmay cause drowsiness?

Why do they sterilize needles for a lethal injection? Who gives a shit? OHHH..maybe if they get a last minute stay of execution? I still dont give a shit..

What do people in China call their GOOD plates?

And this has ALWAYS bothered me&If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares..why did they write a fucking song about it??

If youre still reading this..you have passed MY test of being certifiable! CONGRATS! Stay with me&.

My dislikes:
Guys&PLEASE..Ill watch you, but PUT DOWN the paper towles,tp,wash rags,Kleenex. NOTHING ruins a good wank like watching yall clean up.

If you have NEVER spoken one single word to me in chat, DONT bother sending me a friends request. VERY redundant.

DONT beg me to show. It REALLY makes you look bad! You WILL have more luck nailing Jello to a tree..TRUST ME!

DON’T call me “BABY”..I am NOT ur Baby....

Alrighty then! I now think Ive lost my mind! Nooooooo WAIT, there it is..in the Last place I looked.
See yall around! Happy Pervin all and to all a GOODnight!~~